yes
you’re right
that spaghetti strap tank top disrupts the orderly environment that’s so critical for teaching
that person’s hair is such a huge distraction because it’s a shade of blue there’s no way anyone will be able to focus
the length of those shorts is going to make it just so impossible to learn
you got it
(via iidelirium)
Joss: I have one line left in that movie. Actually, there are a couple of lines left in that are out of context and make no sense, or are delivered so badly, so terribly… There’s one line that’s left the way I wrote it.
The Onion: Which is?
Joss: “‘It’s me.’ ‘Prove it.’ ‘You’re a dick.’” Hey, it got a laugh. (X)
That would’ve been my guess…
when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
(via the-vashta-nerada)
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via whosplayerthree)
Dogs devil worshipping in public.
this’ll get rid of moon moon
(Source: soyunelefantemorado, via iidelirium)
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
^ AWESOME.
(via whosplayerthree)
Old Spice has the best commercials. (x)
(Source: inthelightinthesound, via whosplayerthree)
THIS IS ADORABLE
ok i think this was supposed to be cute but there was legit fear in my soul when they mentioned a spider galloping towards me
It’s galloping towards you for FRIENDSHIP? It’s cute dont h8
(via allonsy-sherlock)
(Source: satanxmay, via shannonthetimelord)
Astonishing X-Men #62
This is the X-Men comic I never knew I always wanted.
(via that1guyfromgotham)
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
In fact a lot of us really miss the apocalypse and want satan back
(via brokeback-purgatory)
made rebloggable by request
I’ve never noticed this till now..
Praise: good girl, thats my girl, you go girl
Reprimand: Listen here young lady, As a woman you should…, You’re old enough to know…, You’re a woman now, not a little girl.
I never would have noticed this;
No one ever believed me when I called them on this bullshit. Good to know it’s not just me.
(Source: callingoutbigotry, via luckysquid)
So Warren Ellis live-tweeted Eurovision and all was right with the world.
I was looking forward to this more than I was looking forward to actual Eurovision to be honest. This is almost as awesome as his livetweet of the Olympics Opening Ceremony.
most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left
And they’re cannibals
(via starfleetingly)
I am Kris, a human of 16 years of age and a fellow Earthling. I take requests for art. I am a multifandom blog and a writer.
